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  • Scientists Build World’s First Schizophrenic Computer

    depressingfacts:

    ruiokada:

    Source:

    In an obvious attempt to hasten the destruction of mankind, a team of scientists at the University of Texas at Austin built a neural network and promptly induced in the system a state of digital Schizophrenia. The DISCERN neural network was created, in part, to test a hypothesis that schizophrenic symptoms are a byproduct of the sufferer’s inability to efficiently ignore stimuli — they can’t forget information as easily as the average person. The team mimicked this effect by programming DISCERN to learn natural language — storing information based on the relationship of the words and sentences. As the team increased the system’s rate of learning, DISCERN could not properly parse the data, resulting “language abnormalities that suggest schizophrenia,” according to one researcher. DISCERN eventually started putting itself at the center of delusional stories, even going so far as to claim responsibility for a terrorist bombing.

    Prototype GLaDOS in development. Nice comment by the way:

    ….Aperture Science, when did you buy UT Austin?

    My every nightmare has been awakened. I can already imagine a computer with schizophrenia, your code will be compiling and suddenly your computer says fuck it and does some wild stuff on its own, meaning your code which should have compiled in 2 hours ends up taking 2 weeks to compile.

    ….excuse me while I go cry in the corner of my room hoping it never happens. 

    Tagged: computer science News Science Neurology

    Posted on May 8, 2011 via R岡田 with 129 notes

    Source: roccada

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      I need a shotgun and quadrangle buckshot in a “Break in Case of Emergency” Case by me at all times if and when I reach...
    3. stevelawyerman reblogged this from depressingfacts and added:
      oh shi… it has begun
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    6. squeakyneb reblogged this from fyeahcomputersciencemajorpenguin and added:
      Wat I want source code!
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    14. guavi reblogged this from fyeahcomputersciencemajorpenguin and added:
      Like it’s not bad enough already that my computer scoffs at me in disdain 90% of the time I try to compile anything...
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      Oh, and of COURSE this is happening in my city. Goddangit Austin, now I’m going to die first. :|
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    20. rubitrightintomyeyes reblogged this from roccada and added:
      way: HAHA oh man… Also I love that some scientists clearly keep turning to “hubris of man” scifi novels for inspiration...
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      way: This is beautiful and amazing and I’M TRANSFERRING TO UT AUSTIN IMMEDIATELY
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      APERTURE SCIENCE YOU SCURY all portal references aside though, this is like really cool that they can make computers...
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      Austin, I am disappoint.
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    41. cerberusia reblogged this from fyeahcomputersciencemajorpenguin and added:
      You just keep on trying ‘til you run out of cake~
    42. noexplanationneeded reblogged this from fyeahcomputersciencemajorpenguin and added:
      All portal jokes aside, this is actually a really significant event.
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    44. pachypodiumhorombense reblogged this from iuwaehfoaiuwhefoiaulfjqn and added:
      How is this appropriative and offensive?
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    48. iuwaehfoaiuwhefoiaulfjqn reblogged this from roccada and added:
      way: scientists build first appropriative and offensive computer should be the title
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